The HomePage of Malcolm Mallardi

Some Stuff About Me

Hello, My name is Malcolm Mallardi, some of you might know me as David, Mallard, Nuark, Nukem, or whatnot...but it's all still me. I've had this site for almost two years now... and while it's been a long time without updates, I am still alive. I can assure you that. This update, I've added a new section, as I have just come to be the webmaster for a club on Yahoo! and would like to share that page with the rest of the world, as I have spent a great deal of time on it. At the end of this month (December) I should be getting a Digital Camera, and may soon, finally be putting up a section of the site dedicated to myself... something that I swore that I'd never do. As much as I have been considering removing some sections, I cannot do that...for even though I do not play on RealmsMUD much anymore... The legacy of Nuark Leafrunner shall remain...

Now, without further ado... On to the rest of the site....!

Sections of this site

Nuark's house on the Running Leaf (RealmsMUD)
This is the area of my site dedicated To MUDing, and in particular to my character of RealmsMUD, a great and fun LP MUD with many different places to go and people to meet. In this site, you will meet Nuark Leafrunner himself, learn about his driving forces, and other general things that make this Corporal of the RealmsMUD Militia tick.

Sailor Mallard's Tactical Station
Ahhh... Sailor Mallard... My attempt at comedy in this really screwed up world of ours. Mallard himself is your ordinary, run-of-the-mill, talking duck, with a bad attitude, a mean temper, and a really bad habit of trying to kill his security forces :).

He's an Otaku Warrior, one of the insane, raving lunatics that roam Otaku World, fighting in the Otaku Wars! on alt.fan.sailor-moon, THE newsgroup dedicated to the great Anime cartoon Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon. Here, you'll learn who Mallard's friends, and enemies are. You might also learn a thing or two about Sailor Moon as well, although, this is NOT the sight to be actually LEARNING about Sailor Moon... You could go to one of the myriad of info sites on the show (like Hitoshi Doi's Sailormoon Encyclopedia) for something like that... No, here is one of the seamier sides of Sailormoon Fandom,this is the Otaku Wars!, where contestants from all over the globe have gathered to duke it out in defense of their most favorite Sailor Senshi (Or villain in some cases) in (usually) comedic, sometimes relatively serious ways. (And, believe you me... Serious is a very relative term in the Wars!)

The Shard Infirmary
Ahhh... Simutronic's DragonRealms ...Easily the most intensive Roleplaying that I have ever done on-line... This is great stuff. You have swords and sorcery on one hand... and a great bonding experience on the other...

This is the section of my site dedicated to Nuark Craylys of the Verdant Lily house. Nuark is an Empath... a Healer. One who takes other's wounds.... I don't want to give too much away here... that is for this section to explain... but all in all... if you have the means... I highly recommend getting a subscription to DragonRealms... Trust me... after playing DR...you'll never look at an ordinary MUD the same way again...

The Home Page of Puu's Sailor Moon RPG v2.1
Yes. My current pride and joy of HTML coding. This mammoth project took shape within the space of 2 weeks in December of 1999 back in the original club that the page was made for. Since then, the club has undergone some changes, and with a name change, the site has undergone some cosmetic upgrades, and some recoding. LSP.... Hail! And Well Met!

Contacting Me

If you'd like to contact me for any reason, there are several ways of doing so:
E-Mail: magamo@chaotique.com
AIM: Nuark
ICQ: 11084092
Yahoo Messenger: Magamo
Jabber: Nuark@jabber.com

If you feel the need to want to call me, or write me, I may be willing to release that information in private, just e-mail me.

All backgrounds on this site have been provided by: Infinite Fish. All other images taken without permission from various sources; I can't draw.